Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
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Who's there?
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Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Who's there?
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Man who?
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Who is there?
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Who's there?
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To who?
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Who's there?
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Hatch who?
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Who's there?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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