Me driving by a Taco Bell.
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Two weeks later:
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The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
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There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window.
"We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded.
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"What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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