Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency?
A: At least two!
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi.
They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.