Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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A: A ferrous wheel.
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.