Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Q: why did the cow cross the road?
A: So he could pass the milkyway.
What do cows do when they re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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