Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.