Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book. 
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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