Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?