Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat:
In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet!
In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."