I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!