Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.