Joke #225

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"

Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.

Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'

Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk. The first blonde picks it up, looks into it, and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before." The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh! Of course you have that's me!"

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"

A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"