Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.