How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.