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My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...
Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can't see your computer...
Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?!
Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it...
Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
O2.zip
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.