Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!