Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college?
A: Neither did I.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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