Joke #3498

Q: How do you make four old ladies say "FUCK!"? A: Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!"
Vote: has 73.99 % from 590 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
Vote: has 50.67 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Vote: has 81.70 % from 5525 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Vote: has 87.75 % from 1932 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex, work, health, wife, sex
‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
Vote: has 38.34 % from 55 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite..... what's that?" The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis..... AND a brain.
Vote: has 55.20 % from 693 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex, baby, women
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Vote: has 60.63 % from 99 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, insulting, sex
Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!" "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President. "I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it,"said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin. "No problem," replied the President. Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything. George hung up and called the President of a condom company. "I need a favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," said the president of the condom company. "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said the President, "print 'Made in America, size small' on each one!"
Vote: has 65.42 % from 364 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex, political
Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Vote: has 49.30 % from 51 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex, viagra, time
My girlfriend likes to pretend to be a 14 year old when we have sex. I don't get it she will be 14 in a few years anyway.
Vote: has 51.69 % from 102 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex
Two policemen are walking the beat when one says, ‘When I get home, I’m going straight upstairs and tearing off the wife’s underwear.’ ‘Feelling randy?’ asks the other. ‘No,’ says the first. ‘The elastic is killing me.’
Vote: has 62.37 % from 80 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex