How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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A: Moo.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
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A: Professional courtesy.
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.