Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.