There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.