A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.