Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.