Joke #4031

The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods. Swimming

A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep. I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any. Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s. I tried. But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.

What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.

Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.

The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."

Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.

They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer. It was to keep his teeth in.

It's legal to earn money playing hockey Many people play hockey even after they're married The puck's always hard The protective equipment is reusable It lasts at least an hour A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon You always know how big the stick is You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding You can change players on the fly You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds Your parents cheer when you score Periods last only 20 minutes You're sure to get it at least twice a week You can tell your friends about it afterwards.