Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.