Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of 5000$ and goes to the merchant to ask for details. Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money? Well, it knows Windows 95, 98, 2000, and also knows Word, C++, Visual Basic and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games. - Good monkey, it’s worth the money. He goes and finds another monkey with a price of 10000$ and again he will ask the merchant. What does this monkey know? It knows Linux, Unix, Corel and Autocad. Nice, even I don’t know those things. On a last scout run he finds another monkey just sitting there with a price 20000$. The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details. And what does this monkey do for that ridiculous amount of money? I never saw her doing anything, but the other two call her Project Manager!
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.