How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over. “May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop. Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license. Now today you want me to show it to you!”
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were atop a 5 story building when a genie appeared and told them to run to the edge, jump off, and name anything they want to become. the brunette ran, jumped off, and said butterfly, the redhead ran jumped and said eagle, the blonde ran tripped over the edge and said "ah shit!"
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?