Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business.
She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal.
Soon, a man walks in.
"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"
"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"
The customer left.
One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad.
One was a blonde and one was a brunette.
After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted.
The blonde goes to see if she made it that night.
Once she found out she made it she got out her cell phone and called the brunette, but she didn't answer, so the blonde just went back home. The next day the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go with her to look at their scores.
The blonde says sure and meets the brunette at the school.
The brunette beats the blonde to the school, so she goes ahead and looks at the scores to find out they both made it.
When the blonde gets there, she finds her name on the list again. Then she says, "Yes! I made it again, I made it last night and I made it again today. I am on a roll!"
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A: Married.
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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