Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.