Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!