Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.