A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts."
He asks "What do you mean?"
So she showed him what she meant.
She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?"
She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?"
Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
A blonde keeps checking her mail box.
A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery.
‘No,’ she replies.
‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer?
The joystick is on the chair.
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live.
She chose last week and this week.
A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying.
A nurse asks her what's the problem.
She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."