# Joke #5451

In clas: 1+1=2 Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.
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A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The mother, more that a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
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The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?" Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."
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A teacher:"John, I hope I won't see you're cheating." John:"Me either."
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