Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.