A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house.
His mother had Puritan principals.
The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice.
"Mom, can I escort Helen?"
The girl, waiting to hear a cold hearted "no", she surprised hears: "Sure... You can! Escort her... to the corner with your eyes!"
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"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks.
"I can't believe it, it really is a boy."
That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
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A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Q: Why do women wear black underwear?
A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
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A: Carbon.
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Q: Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man.
But hell does that burn!
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?
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