In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.