Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.