A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.