Joke #8970

A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.

Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.

Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!

What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.

Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.

There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop

Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.

A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"

What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.

There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.

A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.