Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.