Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.