Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.