Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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The Chosen Juan.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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