For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.