What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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