What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
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A: Who knows it's never been done.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
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What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?"
"Because I'm Christine."
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors.
The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol.
The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half.
They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story.
Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
2 cannibals having dinner.
1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew."
2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
A man parachuted out of an aeroplane and his chute did not open.
As he headed for almost certain death, he saw a man coming up toward him through the air from the ground.
As the man zoomed by, the man headed down asked, "Do you know anything about parachutes?"
The man replied in passing, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?"