Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred.
She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock.
After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder.
So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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What is black and white and red all over?
(A panda bear with a sunburn!)
Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
A: When did you turn up?
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11?
The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house.
Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house.
Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone.
The message reads, ' battery low'.
Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'.
He was disappointed.
How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
(They use bear conditioning!)