‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright
“How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman,” Darrow replied, “ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question.”
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I BET you $50 the man is going to jump.” The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, “I can’t accept this MONEY. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde. “I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.