Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?
A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour?
A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies?
A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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