The best sex jokes

Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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On the beach, how can you recognise a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
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What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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