Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
On the beach, how can you recognise a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.