The best travel jokes

A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was. Business or pleasure, he asks? Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer! Why? Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral! My condolences, says the officer! It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through! Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a will for me!
Vote: has 63.82 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women, beauty, travel, business, age
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
Vote: has 63.81 % from 45 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women, travel
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise? The second blonde replies, " They didn't last year."
Vote: has 62.63 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, travel, money
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, weather, time, travel
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, travel
A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life, work, airplane, travel
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, travel