The best weather jokes

McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It’s to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains. When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I’m meetin’ me wife right away. How do I get the gum out of me ears?" Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"
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Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, its Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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