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What color is a burp? It's burple!
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Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump your head, they pay you a lump sum.
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What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
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Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
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There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court. The judge says, "do you want to live with your dad?" the kid says "no! he beats me!". The judge says,"you want to live with your mom?" "no! she beats me too!". So the judge says, "who do you want to live with then?" The kid says, "The Cleveland Browns...they can't beat anybody!"
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