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What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'
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Hey babe, let's play football! You can have first down. High five!
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Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
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What do you call an alcoholic dog? A whino!
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
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Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
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Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do.
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Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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